So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
In other news, I just burned my penis
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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