Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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