i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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