Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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