Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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