we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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