My nipple is on Facebook.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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