So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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