i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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