maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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