I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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