i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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