Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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