i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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