you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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