she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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