good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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