I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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