Say something about gay babies.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
