The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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