k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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