O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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