I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
