One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize