Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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