I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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