i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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