Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Fuck appropriateness.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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