Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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