I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Do you still have your period?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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