if only i could text you this smell
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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