Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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