I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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