he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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