How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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