I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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