I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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