i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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