Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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