I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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