it wasn't lemon gatorade
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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