You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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