Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.