wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he puts the penis in happiness.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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