Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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