i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he quoted the bible to break up with me
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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