thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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