Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just want nice things and good sex
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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