i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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