He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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