do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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