Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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