i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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