just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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