If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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