There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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