ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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