I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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